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Won't Jump This Hoop

It was a dark and stormy night. It was a really dark and stormy night. In fact, it was so dark and stormy that the main character of this story, Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short (except no one actually uses Stormy Dark for short because that would mean leaving out parts of Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark's beautiful name), was mad. Well, she wasn't actually mad. She's perfect, so she never gets mad. She was just…upset. Slightly upset.But anyways! Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, was upset. Slightly upset. And every eligible bachelor in the whole