Contest Entry: Draw Your Worst!

It was a dark and stormy night. It was a really dark and stormy night. In fact, it was so dark and stormy that the main character of this story, Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short (except no one actually uses Stormy Dark for short because that would mean leaving out parts of Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark's beautiful name), was mad. Well, she wasn't actually mad. She's perfect, so she never gets mad. She was just…upset. Slightly upset.But anyways! Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, was upset. Slightly upset. And every eligible bachelor in the whole wide world (even in other solar systems) wondered why Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, was upset. Slightly upset. Did I mention Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, was upset? Slightly upset? Well, Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, was upset. Slightly upset. She was.But anyways! Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, was upset because it was a dark and stormy night. A really dark and stormy night. And no night is allowed to be more dark and stormy than Stormy Dark! Because she said so, that's why.Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, was so upset that she decided to beautifully spew her complaints to the night. The Night, to be precise."Night you really suck," Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, complained. Except she didn't actually complain, because she is perfect and perfect people never complain. Obviously. She only half-complained. Sort-of-complained. Pseudo-complained. Actually, Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, did not complain. She just said."Night you really suck," Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, said."You're right I'm so so so so so so so sorry," Night said. "I'll never do it again. Please forgive me, Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short. I will never be as dark or as stormy as you every again.""No I don't forgive you," Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, said. "I'm always right. How could you even think otherwise?""But I didn't think otherwise," Night said."Are you saying that I'm wrong?" Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, said. She was mad. Well, she wasn't actually mad. She's perfect, so she never gets mad. She was just…upset. Slightly upset. Like before. Except now.Night did not know how to answer that. "Is that a trick question?" Night said. Night did not like trick questions, because trick questions were tricky. And Night was not good at answering tricky questions. That's why Night didn't like them."No, your a trick question," Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, said."My a trick question what now?" Night asked. Night was confused."No, your a trick question," Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, insisted. Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, rolled her eyes. Clearly, Night had been dropped on the head as a nightling."But I don't have a trick question," Night protested. Except he wasn't actually protesting, since no one protests to Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short. No one protests to perfect people, after all. So actually, Night just said. You know what? Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, couldn't even be considered a person. She was just so perfect. She must have been a god. A goddess. A super goddess. A Gatiss.It's true. Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, was indeed a higher being. She was related to many famous people, like Barbie. And Zeus. And she was dating Loki."I say your a trick question, so there!" Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, said."YOU'RE STUPID AND A MARY SUE BECAUSE THE AUTHOR SAID SO," Night suddenly screamed, becoming OOC and breaking the fourth wall. Night summoned Thor's hammer to shatter the universe and leaped through a black hole to join an alternate dimension. "Freeeeeedoooooooom!" Night screamed.Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, was shocked. And upset. Slightly upset. "I am not a Mary Sue!" she said. "I am even more perfect than the most perfectest Mary Sue. I am the Perfect Sue! How could anyone compare me to a plain, ordinary Mary Sue? How could anyone say such a thing to me?"Stormy Amethyst Beauty Kitty Alicia Shadow Dark, Stormy Dark for short, cried herself to sleep while watching sad movies and eating popcorn. And Voldemort was born from her tears."Muhuahuahuahua," Voldemort said in his awesome British accent. "Muhuahuahuahua!"
The end.
…Or is it?
Dun.
Dun.
DUUUUUUUN.